A Better Bond Theme Song

They picked who? As was teased yesterday, Barbara Broccoli and Co. made the disappointing choice of Sam Smith as the artist to sing the latest James Bond theme song. I’m looking forward to the Spectre film, but awarding such a prestigious gig to a singer whose biggest hit was a rip off of Tom Petty is a bummer. There are so many better singers and bands out there that seem more deserving. Following Adele and her excellent “Skyfall” isn’t an easy assignment. You need someone bold with a big voice. You need someone with a unique sound and legitimate chops. Sure, you can say I’m jumping the gun here. I haven’t actually heard Smith’s effort yet. We have to wait until September 25th for that particular sonic experience, but my expectations are pretty low. Here are my five favorite picks that I think could have done a better job. Maybe next time.

The Heavy – The songs of this British rock band have been featured on quite a few television shows, movies, video games, and commercials already, but it’s tough to go wrong with their funky James Brown kind of sound. Here’s a little taste: https://youtu.be/sVzvRsl4rEM

Alabama Shakes – If you want a choice that’s a bit less obvious, how about this southern r&b-flavored rock band that features the fantastic Brittany Howard. You won’t find a bigger, more soulful voice. If anyone can compete with Adele, it’s Ms. Howard. Check her and the band out here: https://youtu.be/jW0ZjNl-QW0

Rival Sons – Okay, enough soul. What about some straight-forward rock and roll ala Jack White and Alicia Keys’ take on the theme for Quantum of Solace? I give you Rival Sons, a California outfit that could blow the doors off the theater if given a half a chance. Check this one out: https://youtu.be/wRfRIXg2spo

Foo Fighters – Maybe the good folks at Eon Productions want a bigger name to do the song. Perhaps they even want to try to outdo the gravelly-voiced menace of Chris Cornell’s excellent contribution to Casino Royale. I’m pretty sure Dave Grohl and crew are up to the challenge. Foo Fighters have a ton of hits, but here’s one of my favorites: https://youtu.be/wRfRIXg2spo

Depeche Mode – Talk about a big name, Depeche Mode has been churning out great songs since the early 80s. No, they won’t out-rock the bands I listed above, but if Ms. Broccoli wants to give her next film more of a Duran Duran “View to a Kill” or Madonna “Die Another Day” vibe, these British hit-makers would be a great pick. If you’re wondering if they’ve still got it after all these years, give this one a listen: https://youtu.be/Fy7FzXLin7o