Showing posts with label movie review. Show all posts
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Wednesday, June 19, 2019

I just watched Triple Frontier and I have a LOT of questions

Photo Credit: Netflix


WARNING. This post is chock full of spoilers. If you haven’t seen Triple Frontier and you want to be surprised by all its plot holes, stop reading now. Don’t worry, you won’t hurt my feelings.

Now then... I watched Triple Frontier last night on Netflix and I have lots of questions. I like a good action movie and I love a good heist film, but man! Don’t get me wrong, plenty of movies leave me wondering about some of the decisions the screenwriter and/or filmmaker made, but this one... This project was once associated with the likes of Leonardo DiCaprio and Tom Hanks. Both bailed before it finally got made and after watching it, I can see why. The movie starts out promising. I enjoyed the set-up and character introductions, but by the time their South American caper gets going, the wheels start coming off big time. For instance:

Why make a show of Pope’s (Oscar Isaac) knee problems being so bad? Yovanna (Adria Arjona), a character that doesn’t appear to be particularly athletic, outruns him after the drug bust then he talks about his knees and neck surgery being the reasons he’ll need to retire from his mercenary job, yet these ailments don’t impair his hike over the Andes Mountains in the slightest.

Why did Redfly (Ben Affleck) get greedy during the heist and blow their deadline to leave before the drug lord’s scheduled reinforcements showed up? He’s the planner. He knew the importance of timing and when the new guards would arrive. If anything, shouldn’t Pope have been the one to get greedy? After all, Pope’s the one who lied to the team to convince them to conduct the raid in the first place.

Why did this team of trained soldiers not properly sweep the house before beginning to tear down the walls and bag up the loot? How could they not have found the safe room the bad guy was holed up in?

Why in the world did all five of these guys go nuts when they found the money in the walls? They busted those walls and bagged up the money without even a glance to make sure no more bad guys showed up to shoot them in the back during the robbery. Isn’t a look-out kind of a common thing to have during a covert mission?

Why have Ironhead (Charlie Hunnam) get wounded during the heist if the wound never plays into their trek over the mountains? It didn’t seem to slow him down at all.

Why did no one stop to consider the extra money they gathered would be too heavy to transport by air while they were bagging it up? Again, Redfly is supposed to be this badass commander and planner. How could he not realize there would be no way to get the extra hundreds of pounds of cash over the mountains?

Why would these trained soldiers and newly minted murderers not hide their faces when driving by the family of the man they’d just killed as they cruise right by them in the very driveway of the scene of the crime?

Once they realize the helicopter is going to be overweight at the airfield, why didn’t the team just give more of the money to Yovanna or the pilot who delivered the copter? Both could have carried more than they received.

When the helicopter is approaching the cliff and Catfish (Pedro Pascal) realizes they won’t make it due to being overburdened, why didn’t they turn around and find a place to bury the excess money instead of dumping it into the jungle?

After they crash and end up being forced to kill the villagers to protect their loot, how could five mules possibly carry a large helicopter-sized load of money bags? The amount of bags was obviously much smaller than what they’d originally loaded into the copter. Shouldn’t the filmmaker just have shown the team giving what they couldn’t carry to the village elder as payment for their dead instead of the piddly $2M Pope negotiated?

Why have Ben (Garrett Hedlund) light a fire on the mountaintop, giving away their position, when the team had just talked about the danger of this idea the night before? Are we to believe they’re all so frazzled that the danger just wasn’t important to them as they were fleeing for their lives and laden with millions of dollars of stolen cash?

Why ask the boatman to meet them outside a town when they have hundreds of miles of empty coastland to do it without the drug lord’s henchman swarming down on them?

And finally why didn’t Pope, the guy who came up with the plan and was most interested in getting the money home, not think to record the coordinates of where they buried it in the mountains? Was he really just going to consider it sunk forever? Only Ironhead was level-headed enough to think of this contingency?

I could probably list even more questions, but you get the gist. Why did Netflix spend a big budget and quality cast on a film with so many fixable problems?

Wednesday, November 22, 2017

The Top 10 Animated Films of All Time

Photo Credit: Disney/Pixar

I took the family to see Disney Pixar’s latest film, Coco, last night and I was blown away. There wasn’t a dry eye in the theater and it immediately got me thinking, was this the greatest animated film ever made? Given how many fantastic animated films have been produced over just the past 25 years, that’s a tall order. I decided to sit down and really sort through them. What are the absolute best animated films ever made? Here are my picks from number 10 to number 1.

The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)
Director Tim Burton has made a half dozen or more movies I love, but come Halloween, this is always the one to watch. Jack Skellington is the king of our scariest holiday, but when he gets it in his fleshless head that Christmas looks like it’s more fun, problems ensue.

Wreck-It-Ralph (2012)
Being a 1980s video-game nerd, this movie had me based on the premise alone. Ralph is tired of being the arcade-game bad guy so he sets off to prove he’s hero material but gets much more than he bargained for. John C. Reilly and Sarah Silverman make this one a real treat.

The Princess and the Frog (2009)
You won’t find many princess movies on my list, but this one is the exception. Tiana is no damsel in distress. She’s resourceful, she’s determined, and she’s got to make a man of selfish Prince Naveen if they have any shot at beating one of my favorite Disney villains, voodoo practitioner Dr. Facilier.

The Incredibles (2004)
What do super heroes do when the world thinks it doesn’t need them anymore? Director Brad Bird proves an animated action movie can be just as exciting as a live one when it’s armed with a great script and a cast featuring the likes of Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, and Samuel L. Jackson.

Monsters, Inc. (2001)
When you’re little, the monsters hiding in the closet can seem awfully scary, but what if they’re really cute and cuddly once you get to know them? Billy Crystal and John Goodman are perfect together as monster protagonists who just want to help a little girl get home without losing their jobs in the scare factory.

Inside Out (2015)
Growing up is hard and few films more poignantly depict the emotions involved than this story of a young girl forced to move from the Midwest to San Francisco and leave the familiarities of her childhood behind.

Up (2009)
The opening 10 minutes of this film are heart-breakingly beautiful. You won’t find better animated story telling. From the unconventional main character to the iconic image of a house being lifted into the sky by a massive bunch of balloons, this film will stay with you a long time.

Wall-E (2008)
For a film that features a robot protagonist incapable of saying more than two words, Wall-E has a whole lot to say about man and the destructive path he’s on with both the world and the bodies we live in. Not only is this one of Disney Pixar’s best films, it might be their most important.

Toy Story 3 (2010)
I could have picked any of the three films in this series for my list, but I think the last one is the best of the bunch. Tom Hanks and co. are pure magic and this one packs more emotional punch than any other film on this list save one...

Coco (2017)
Yep, Coco is my new favorite of all time. The script and the animation are unmatched. Making it through this movie without tearing up is the new Voight-Kampff test (hey, shout-out to my fellow sci-fi nerds!). You can’t do it. Go see it while it’s in the theaters this Thanksgiving holiday.


Because I love so many animated films, here are a dozen Honorable Mentions: Aladdin (1992), The Lion King (1994),Toy Story (1995), South Park: Bigger, Longer, Uncut (1999), Toy Story 2 (1999), Shrek (2001), Finding Nemo (2003), Ratatouille (2007), Frozen (2013), Book of Life (2014), Big Hero 6 (2014), Kubo and the Two Strings (2016)