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I watched the hot new Netflix offering The Old Guard last
night. Based on a comic book of the same name, it tells the story of a group of
immortal soldiers led by millennia-old Andromache of Scythia (now known as “Andy”)
and their battle against an evil pharmaceutical executive who wants to harvest
their DNA to cure disease and drive his company’s stock price through the roof
of the fancy downtown tower where the film’s action-packed finale takes place. Charlize
Theron plays the lead and like just about everything else she does, she nails
it as the guilt-ridden bad ass heroine with a tragic backstory. It got me
thinking, who are the best female bad asses in action movie history? Here are
my picks in a countdown from 10 to 1.
10. Lucy in Lucy (2014)
Scarlett Johansson has starred in several action movies over
the course of her career, but this one is my favorite. Writer/Director Luc
Besson has a knack for the genre and this story of an unwitting woman who taps into
the full power of the human brain via an overdose of a new synthetic drug and
uses it against the cartel who created it is a fun ride.
9. Sofia in John Wick:
Chapter 3 - Parabellum (2019)
Like Johansson, Halle Berry has played tough before, but
never has she been more of a bad ass than she was in the third installment of
the John Wick franchise. Watching her character Sofia fight side-by-side with Keanu
Reeves’ John Wick was a blast even if the movie’s script doesn’t hold up to the
original.
8. Ilsa Faust in
Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation (2015)
Every one of the films in this long franchise is
entertaining, but Rebecca Ferguson brought a welcome shot of female adrenaline
to this fifth installment as British agent Ilsa Faust. She holds her own
against Tom Cruise’s series lead Ethan Hunt and wound up making other series
newcomer Jeremy Renner feel like an afterthought.
7. Miho in Sin City (2005)
There are several murderous women in this stylish hard-boiled
thriller from Robert Rodriguez and Frank Miller, but my favorite is the mute, deadly
sword-wielding assassin Miho. Played by Devon Aoki, she does a number on dirty
cop Jackie Boy that’s one of the highlights of the movie.
6. Alice in Resident
Evil (2002)
Sure, like just about every film based on a video game, the
writing in this one is pretty sub-par, but there's no denying Milla Jovovich’s
appeal as zombie-killing heroine Alice. From the iconic slinky red dress to the
inventive scene in the laser hallway, Alice definitely makes an impression.
5. Jane Smith in Mr.
& Mrs. Smith (2005)
Angelina Jolie could have filled half this list, but I
limited myself to just one of her roles and picked Jane Smith. This film is a
blast and the chemistry between her and costar Brad Pitt was so palpable no one
was surprised when they wound up getting married in real life. That marriage
didn’t have quite the same happy ending the film did, but that doesn’t take
away from our fun as an audience.
4. Sarah Connor in
Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991)
One of the earliest cinematic examples of the modern female
bad ass, Linda Hamilton nailed the part of Sarah Connor in both the original
film and this sequel. Going against Arnold Schwarzenegger in his muscle-bound prime,
you’d better bring your action A-game and she did.
3. Lorraine Broughton in
Atomic Blonde (2017)
Starring in another film based on a graphic novel, Charlize
Theron is both brutal and sexy as MI6 agent Lorraine Broughton. Sent to solve a
murder in Berlin in the midst of the Cold War, Broughton’s mission includes a
series of fantastic fight scenes, a great car chase, and one of the best film
soundtracks ever.
2. Beatrix Kiddo in Kill
Bill (2003)
Yes, technically this movie was broken into two chapters,
but I’m counting both because there is simply no choosing between Uma Thurmond’s
performances as The Bride. Writer/director Quentin Tarantino has written
some of film’s best characters ever, but vengeful mama assassin Beatrix Kiddo
might take the cake.
1. Ellen Ripley in
Aliens (1986)
For me, Sigourney Weaver’s four turns as alien-fighting
Ellen Ripley represent the matriarch of the film female action hero. No one
before her took what was traditionally a male role and made it something truly
female and yet still completely bad ass. She was great in all four of the
movies she did in this franchise, but this 1986 sequel was the cream of the
crop.
Andromache didn’t quite make my list and I’ll bet plenty of
you would argue for some other characters and films I left out, but if you’ve
already seen these 10, I highly recommend you add The Old Guard to your Netflix queue.
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